Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. "Aha, I've caught you again," exclaimed the boss. The watchman's eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
The one word was "AMEN", thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping. crazyfunnyshort
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.short
What is brown and sticky?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.animalcleanshort
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.cleanshort
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.logicmathshort
The digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?
None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.short
What's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').