cleanshortwhat am II can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanshortI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
cleanshortWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome.
animalshortwhat am II can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
What am I?
A snake.
animalcleanpoemsshortBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanshortwhat am INever was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Future.
logicYou walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.
Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.
