funnyshortWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
cleanshortWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleanshortwhat am II build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanshortWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
logicshortA man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?
He was driving the truck during daytime.
funnyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnyshortWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
shortThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
