What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.short
There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother. funnyshort
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.cleanshortwhat am I
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.clean
There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?
Let enough air out of the tires to lower the truck.short
What is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.