funny Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
Show me the answer Share riddle logic simple clean You overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean what am I simple Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
Show me the answer Share riddle what am I clean simple I am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
Show me the answer Share riddle clean simple We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean simple clever How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean what am I simple I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple clean What is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
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