You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.
Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.cleanshort
What kind of ties can you never wear?
Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
Tall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.cleanlove
This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanshort
Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?