I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
What is black and white and read all over?
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.crazyfunnyshort
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.