Easy riddles

cleanfunny

Under the bed at night I sit

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
93.55 %
39 votes

cleanfunny

Read all over

What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
93.55 %
39 votes

cleanfunny

An orange

What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
93.55 %
39 votes

cleanshort

Sea twinkle

Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
93.55 %
39 votes

crazyfunnyshort

I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
93.55 %
39 votes

cleanlogicshort

It never gets past twelve

Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
93.55 %
39 votes