Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.cleanshortwhat am I
You always carry me in your hand, always with you, from your birth till your death! I am a tree. What Am I?
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.cleanshort
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.cleanshort
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.cleanshort
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).animalcleanfunny
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor. Why didn't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?
This guy is midget and can only reach to the 8th floor button. funnyshort
The horse jumps over the king. Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him. Can you explain, how is it possible?
Horse And King are chess piece and the above action is a part of a chess game.animallogicmath
There are several chickens and rabbits in a cage (with no other types of animals). There are 72 heads and 200 feet inside the cage. How many chickens are there, and how many rabbits?
Let c be the number of chickens, and r be the number of rabbits.
r + c = 72
4r + 2c = 200
To solve the equations, we multiply the first by two, then subtract the second.
2r + 2c = 144
2r = 56
r = 28
c = 44
So there are 44 chickens and 28 rabbits in the cage.