What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!short
I'm in you,
But not in him,
I go up,
But not down,
I'm in the colosseum,
But not a tower,
I'm in a puzzle,
But not a riddle.
The letter U.cleanfunny
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
I am small.
I can be scary.
I have eight legs.
I spin a web.
I am a spider.animalcleanfunny
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.animalshort
Never trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
What kind of soda must you not drink?