What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.cleanshortwhat am I
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Marty and Jill want to copy three 60 minute tapes. They have two tape recorders that will dub the tapes for them, so they can do two at a time. It takes 30 minutes for each side to complete; therefore in one hour two tapes will be done, and in another hour the third will be done. Jill says all three tapes can be made in 90 minutes. How?
Jill will rotate the three tapes. Let's call them tapes 1,2, and 3 with sides A and B. In the first 30 minutes they will tape 1A and 2A, in the second 3 minutes they will tape 1B and 3A (Tape 1 is now done). Finally, in the last 30 minutes, they will tape 2B and 3B.cleanshort
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.animallogicmath
You just bought a cute rabbit at a pet store. The rabbit can breed once every month, and deliver 7 babies at a time. How many rabbits do you have after 12 months?
One, it takes two rabbits to breed.animalcleanshort
I live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...