Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.logicshort
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What tea do hockey players drink?
A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss."
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?
HINT: It is nine letters long. Also, a "password" can be more than one word...
The old one was: Out of date
The new one is: Different
He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."crazyfunnyshort
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What can you hold without ever touching it?
What four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.mathshortwhat am I
A name of an animal minus the first three letters plus a flat piece of wood. What am I ?
(MON) KEY + board= Keyboard