Easy riddles

cleanfunny

An orange

What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
90.04 %
42 votes

logic

Creepy house

You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way. Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry. Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death. Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you. Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.
90.04 %
42 votes

funnyshort

Valentine's Day

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
90.04 %
42 votes

short

I still sound the same

Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
Empty.
90.04 %
42 votes

funnyshort

Money

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
90.04 %
42 votes