When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.cleanlove
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.logicscaryshort
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.cleanshort
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.crazyfunnyshort
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanshort
Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.