What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.
Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.funnyshort
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.cleanshort
Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.short
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
Empty.funnyshortwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my fla. What am I?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?