Easy riddles

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.

You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.

Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?

What letter is a drink?

What tea do hockey players drink?

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?