logicMad Ade's Uncle, Phil Space, who doesn't like what passes for art these days, ran into the National Gallery and caused millions of pounds of damage to several masterpieces. Later that day, Uncle Phil was invited to meet the manager and was warmly thanked for his actions. How come?
Uncle Phil is a fireman The water from his house damaged the paintings as he put out a fire in the Gallery, but in the process rescuing hundreds of millions of pounds worth.
cleanfunnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanlogicshortIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logicshortwhat am IIf will follow you for 1000 miles but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind the western mountains. Who Am I?
Shadow.
cleanshortwhat am II am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
logicmathIf,
Fernando + Alonso + McLaren = 6
Fernando x Alonso = 2
Alonso x McLaren = 6
Then,
McLaren x Fernando =?
3
Explanation:
Fernando + Alonso + McLaren = 6
Fernando x Alonso = 2
Alonso x McLaren = 6
Given.
Fernando x Alonso = 2
Alonso x McLaren = 6
Rewriting Both equations in terms of Alonso,
Fernando = 2/Alonso
McLaren = 6/Alonso
Replacing above values in equation "Fernando + Alonso + McLaren = 6"
2/Alonso + Alonso + 6/Alonso =6
(2 + Alonso^2 + 6)/Alonso = 6
8 + Alonso^2 = 6Alonso
Alonso^2 - 6Alonso + 8 = 0
(Alonso - 4) (Alonso - 2) = 0
Therefore;
Alonso = 4 or 2
Let's take value of Alonso as 2
Fernando = 2/2 = 1
McLaren = 6/2 = 3
Therefore;
McLaren x Fernando = 3 x 1 = 3
cleanshortLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
cleanfunnylogicshortA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleanfunnyshortIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyshortWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
