I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.cleanlogicshort
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.cleanshort
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.cleanshort
What kind of soda must you not drink?
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.cleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!