crazyfunnyWhy shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth amd chin? Two-lips.
It concentrates.
crazylogicYou are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty.
At the first stop 4 people get on.
At the second stop, 8 people get on and 3 get off.
At the third stop, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?
Since the riddle starts out by saying you are the bus driver, the answer would be the color of your own eyes.
funnyshortHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanwhat am IWe can be boring,
Or interesting.
We can be long,
Or short.
We can have pictures,
Or just words.
Many love us,
But many also hate us.
What are we?
Books.
cleanshortwhat am ISometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Birthday.
shortWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
logicmathshortA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
cleanfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
animalcleanshortI have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
