What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.funnyshort
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?" "That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars." What was Elmer Johnson buying?
He was buying house numbers.funnyshortwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my fla. What am I?
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
I know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.cleanshortwhat am I
You can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).cleanshort
There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?