Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
John Heysham Gibbon was most renowned surgeon of 1940-1970. More than 90% of his surgeries he performed are highly successful and still almost all of his patients die.
The surgery was performed way back, by now approx 90% of them have died by old age.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
What does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
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People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".