You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.
Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.cleanshort
Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!funnylogic
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.funnyshortwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my fla. What am I?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
I eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile. funnyshort
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?