# Best easy riddles

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## What’s long and hard

What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
72.57 %

## The largest number you can write

What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
72.56 %

## Which weighs more

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
72.56 %

Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
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## Creepy house

You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way. Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry. Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death. Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you. Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.
72.55 %
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## Inventors of the airplane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
72.55 %

## I like to eat fish and berries

I live in the woods. I'm very big and furry. I have a big nose, a little tail and four legs. I like to eat fish and berries. I am a...
Bear.
72.55 %

## How do you make the number one disappear

How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
72.54 %

## Lending money to a bison

What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
72.49 %