A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.cleanshort
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).animallogicshort
I eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile. animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.funnyshort
They are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.cleanfunnyshort
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.crazyfunnyshort
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.