A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!funnylogic
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.cleanfunnyshort
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.funnyshort
What type of house weighs the least?
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.cleanfunnyshort
You have two cups. One cup is filled with black coffee and another cup is filled with black tea. Both cups are filled with equal quantity of respective beverages. Take one spoonful of black tea and mix with the cup of black coffee. Then take one spoonful of black coffee and mix it with the cup of black tea.
Now tell, me which cup has more liquid in it? Does the cup of black tea has more liquid or black coffee has more liquid?
Both cups have equal quantity of respective drink. You take one spoonful from tea and mix it with coffee and vice versa.animalfunny
What do you call a bee come from America?