Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.cleanlogicshort
What can you catch but not throw?
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.cleanfunnyshort
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.animalclean
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.animalcleanfunnyshort
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).cleanshort
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.