Easy riddles

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Bird sitting on a twig

If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
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40 votes

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Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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40 votes

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Karl Marx

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
89.58 %
40 votes

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Isn't a cat

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
89.58 %
40 votes

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Girl slips on the ice

When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
89.58 %
40 votes