What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.animalcleanshort
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.animalcleanfunny
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.clean
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?