What tea do hockey players drink?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.cleanshortwhat am I
As small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.cleanshortwhat am I
I don't have wings, but I can fly. I don't have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
Tarun Asthnaiya go to his office by local train. However nearby train station is quite far from his place and he used to drive his bike to train station daily with an average speed of 60km/hr. One day at halfway point he relized that due to heavy traffic he got late having average speed of just 30km/hr. How fast he must drive for the rest of the way to catch my local train?
The train is just about to leave the station and there is no way Tarun will be able to catch it this time.cleanloveshort
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.