cleanloveshortWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
logicshortEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
cleanlogicshortIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleanfunnyshortWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanshortMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
shortWhat flies without wings?
Time.
animalfunnyshortWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
