cleanshortwhat am ISometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Birthday.
shortWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
logicmathshortA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
animalshortNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
funnylogicA murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
crazylogicYou are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty.
At the first stop 4 people get on.
At the second stop, 8 people get on and 3 get off.
At the third stop, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?
Since the riddle starts out by saying you are the bus driver, the answer would be the color of your own eyes.
cleanfunnylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
cleanfunnyshortWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
