animalcleanfunnyshortHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnylogicmathshortWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyshortWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanlogicshortIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
cleanfunnyRomeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.
cleanshortIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth amd chin? Two-lips.
It concentrates.
cleanshortRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
cleanfunnylogicAfter recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question's wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question's wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key?
Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door.
Blue: This key is not at one of the ends.
Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between).
Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door. Orange: This key is in the middle.
The order (from left to right) is Green, Red,Orange, Blue, Yellow. The blue key is the key to the door.
