Easy riddles

cleanloveshort

An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
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logicshort

Last place you would look

Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
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35 votes

cleanlogicshort

Many Things At Once

It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
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35 votes

cleanfunnyshort

Lost

What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
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35 votes

cleanshort

Mustard family

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
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35 votes

Throw away the outside and cook the inside

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
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35 votes

animalcleanfunnyshort

Isn't a cat

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
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35 votes