Easy riddles

funnyshort

Valentine's Day

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
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cleanshort

An insect

It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
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34 votes

clean

Where am I

I am in a land where thirty men and two women were dressed in classic black and white dress. They began to fight as soon as any of them moves. Where am I ?
In a Chess board.
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34 votes

logicmathshort

A clock

A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
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34 votes

cleanlogicshort

It directs us when to come and go

It regulates our daily movements, but it feels no interest in our lives. It directs us when to come and go, but does not care if we pay attention. What is it?
A clock.
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34 votes

funnyshort

A butcher shop

Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
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34 votes

cleanshort

Fishing

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
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34 votes

cleanfunnymysteryshort

Fingers & thumbs

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
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34 votes