What is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!logicshort
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black blue and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Fish.funnyshortwhat am I
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!cleanfunny
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Branches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.