animalfunnyshortWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanshortWe travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?
The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship.
funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyshortwhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
cleanfunnylogicshortA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnylogicshort A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
funnyshortwhat am II take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my fla. What am I?
A mailbox.
logicshortIf you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.
cleanshortWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
animalcleanfunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
