funnyshortTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanshortTwo fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
cleanfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
animalcleanshortI am small.
I can be scary.
I have eight legs.
I spin a web.
I am a spider.
animalcleanfunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
logic If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
cleanlogicshortCan you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.
animalshortNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath.
cleanshortOf no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
A kiss.
