cleanshortwhat am IYou always carry me in your hand, always with you, from your birth till your death! I am a tree. What Am I?
A palm.
cleanshortWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
cleanshortwhat am IWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
logicshortIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
logic You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.
In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.
You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.
What question should you ask?
Ask "If I asked your brother what the good door is, what would he say?"
If you ask the truth-telling brother, he will point to the bad door, because this is what the lying brother would point to.
Alternatively, if you ask the lying brother, he will also point to the bad door, because this is NOT what the truth-telling brother would point to.
So whichever door is pointed to, you should go through the other one.
logicshortWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
cleanshortwhat am II have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
