simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleanlogicWhat belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name.
cleanlogicJohnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
poemssimpleclevercleanThree lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
