Easy riddles

clean

A calf

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
84.57 %
36 votes

cleanfunnyshort

LED light bulb

How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
84.57 %
36 votes

cleanshort

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie or work for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?
A kiss.
84.57 %
36 votes

funny

Public Library

A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
84.48 %
45 votes

logicshort

The cork, the bottle and the coin

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.
84.48 %
45 votes