What has no beginning, end, or middle?
What type of cheese is made backwards?
It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
What can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.
All about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.