cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
animalfunnyshortWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyshortWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
mathshortWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
999.
cleanloveshortHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
animalfunnyshortWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
cleanpoemsI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
