What's long and hard and has cum in it?
It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
There are 2 ducks in the front, 1 in the middle, and 2 in the back.... How many are there in total?
3 ducks in 3 rows. First in the front, one in the middle and last in the back.
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with milk and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and the empty glasses alternate?
Just pour full glass of milk at 2nd position in 5th glass(empty) and keep that empty glass back at 2nd position.
Then full and empty glasses are at alternate positions.
cleanwhat am I
My skin is green and slippery.
I have four legs and webbed feet.
I eat bugs and little fish.
I can swim under water and hop on land.
I am a...