Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.cleanpoems
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".cleanfunnyshort
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
How could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.cleanfunnyshort
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.logic
You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.
In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.
You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.
What question should you ask?
Ask "If I asked your brother what the good door is, what would he say?"
If you ask the truth-telling brother, he will point to the bad door, because this is what the lying brother would point to.
Alternatively, if you ask the lying brother, he will also point to the bad door, because this is NOT what the truth-telling brother would point to.
So whichever door is pointed to, you should go through the other one.logicshort
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?