cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
cleanwhat am IWe can be boring,
Or interesting.
We can be long,
Or short.
We can have pictures,
Or just words.
Many love us,
But many also hate us.
What are we?
Books.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
Starfish.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.