I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.cleanfunnylogic
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire. cleanfunnyshort
What's green and loud?
What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.funnyshort
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.animalfunnyshort
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.cleanpoems
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".