Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother. funnyshort
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.cleanpoems
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black blue and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
Red through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.cleanshort
What kind of ties can you never wear?
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.logicshort
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.cleanfunnyshort
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.cleanshort
What gets broken without being held?