Easy riddles

Watching TV

Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
82.69 %
40 votes

funnyshort

Farmer Brown

Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.
82.69 %
40 votes

cleanpoems

Pronounced as one letter

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, And the same either way.
Eye.
82.56 %
70 votes

cleanshort

Red through and through

Red through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
82.51 %
55 votes