Easy riddles

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Under the bed at night I sit

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
86.91 %
43 votes

cleanfunnylogic

Two men wearing masks

You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
86.91 %
43 votes

funnyshort

Against the law

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
86.62 %
42 votes

cleanpoems

The end of time and space

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
86.62 %
42 votes