If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out. cleanfunnyshort
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanshortwhat am I
As small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanshort
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.