cleanshortWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleanshortWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
cleanfunnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanshortI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
animalfunnyshortWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
mathshortWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
999.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
funnyshortTwo blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
