animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am ITo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
logicmathshortIf an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
here is no smoke coming from electric trains.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleanfunnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up
when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
cleanfunnyshortIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
cleancrazyfunnyshortJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanshortwhat am II can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Cloud.
cleanshortWhat country makes you shiver?
Chile.
