cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanfunnyshortWhat happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
cleanshortI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
animalfunnyshortWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanlogicshortFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
mathshortWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
999.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
funnyshortTwo blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
