cleanlogicshortWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
cleanlogicshortFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleanfunnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
cleanfunnyshortIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanloveshortWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
cleanshortwhat am II have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
cleanfunnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
