Tall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.cleanlogicshort
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".cleanlogicshort
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.