There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.cleanlogic
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.animalcleanfunnylogicshort
A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.animalcleanpoemsshort
Branches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
Horse.cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first. animalcleanfunnyshort
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.