What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
What gets broken without being held?
If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.cleanshortwhat am I
I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.