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Storm cloud

What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
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Two blondes going to disneyland

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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