cleanshortUntil I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
cleanfunnyshortWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
logicYou overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.
crazyfunnyshortWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleanshortwhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
cleanshortWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleanfunnyshortHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanshortIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
cleanlogicBefore Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
