cleanfunnyshortWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanlogicshortFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
cleanshortWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleanlogicshortIf a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
mathshortWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
999.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
funnyshortTwo blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
cleanshortwhat am II can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Cloud.
funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
