Easy riddles

What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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30 votes

cleanshort

Bomb

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
91.77 %
30 votes

Three lives have I

Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
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30 votes

One thing which pleases us all

This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
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funnyshort

Two blondes going to disneyland

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
91.77 %
30 votes