cleanshortwhat am I
I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.animalcleanfunnyshort
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.cleanshortwhat am I
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
They will both the same distance from Paris when they meet!cleanshort
What is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.cleanshort
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?