Easy riddles

cleanfunny

Hat to the scarf

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
77.76 %
54 votes

logicmathshort

Flying across the Atlantic

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
They will both the same distance from Paris when they meet!
77.64 %
48 votes

cleanlogic

He is my son

A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
77.53 %
59 votes

cleanshort

Black when you buy it

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
77.20 %
47 votes