What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
In a jungle where there is no streets lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road.
How did I get sight of snake ?
It's a day time.
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
My life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What emotion is an anagram of a homonym of an antonym of a homonym of an anagram of wolf?
Fear. The anagram of wolf is fowl is foul. The antonym of fowl is fair. The homonym of fair is fare. The anagram of fareis fear, which is the emotion.
What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.cleanshort
There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.