What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.cleanshort
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".funnyshort
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanlogic
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.cleanshort
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.cleanshort
What has four legs, but can't walk?