What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".cleanshortwhat am I
I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.logicmathshort
In a new Engineering Hostels they have 100 rooms. Ankit Garg was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Ankit have to paint the number eight ?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
I have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A battery.cleanloveshortwhat am I
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.