animalcleanshortwhat am IBorn of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
cleanlogicshortEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
shortHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IGive me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire.
cleanfunnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
logicmysteryscaryOn the first day of the school a young girl was found murdered. Police suspect four male teachers and question them. They were asked what they were doing at 8:00 am.
Mr. Walter: I was driving to school and I was late.
Mr. Thomas: I was checking English exam papers.
Mr. Benjamin: I was reading the newspaper.
Mr. Calvin: I was with my wife in my office.
The police arrested the killer. How did the police find the murderer?
Mr.Thomas as he cannot be checking exam papers on the first day of school.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
logicscaryshortThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanlogicmysteryshortwhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
A shadow.
