logicmystery There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 women from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the women had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. Next day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.
logicmathshortWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
cleanloveshortWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
shortHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
cleanfunnyloveshortWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanlogicBefore Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
cleanfunnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IGive me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire.
logicscaryshortThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
