There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 women from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the women had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. Next day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.logicmathshort
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303cleanloveshort
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.short
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanlogic
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.