Easy riddles

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

I am small and shy. I have eight legs. I eat bugs. I catch them in my web. I am a...

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?

I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?

Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.

In a new Engineering Hostels they have 100 rooms. Ankit Garg was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Ankit have to paint the number eight ?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

What has a head and a tail, but no body?

I have no life, but I can die, what am I?

When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?