What has a head and a tail, but no body?
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Billy Smith: "I was outside playing basketball."
The Maid: "I was dusting the corners of the house."
Chef: "I was starting to make lunch for later."
Who is lying?
It was the maid. The house is circular, it has no corners.cleanfunnyloveshort
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanfunny
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".animalcleanshortwhat am I
Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they weren't counting backwards back then).cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 women from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the women had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. Next day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?