cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
I have no life, but I can die, what am I?
Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they weren't counting backwards back then).cleanshort
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
Horse.cleanloveshortwhat am I
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.cleanshortwhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.cleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.shortwhat am I
Although I may have eyes, I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne. What am I?