What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.cleanshortwhat am I
I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Give me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
On the first day of the school a young girl was found murdered. Police suspect four male teachers and question them. They were asked what they were doing at 8:00 am.
Mr. Walter: I was driving to school and I was late.
Mr. Thomas: I was checking English exam papers.
Mr. Benjamin: I was reading the newspaper.
Mr. Calvin: I was with my wife in my office.
The police arrested the killer. How did the police find the murderer?
Mr.Thomas as he cannot be checking exam papers on the first day of school.cleanfunnyloveshort
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanloveshortwhat am I
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.