cleanfunnyshortWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanlogicshortIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
cleanshortIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
cleanpoemsPronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black blue and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
Eye.
cleanlogicshortFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
cleanshortWhich vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Racecar.
cleanfunnyRomeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.
logicshortwhat am IIf will follow you for 1000 miles but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind the western mountains. Who Am I?
Shadow.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
cleanlogicshortIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
