What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.animalcleanfunnyshort
What bone will a dog never eat?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.cleanshortwhat am I
I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A farmer is travelling with a fox, a sheep and a small sack of hay. He comes to a river with a small boat in it. The boat can only support the farmer and one other animal/item. If the farmer leaves the fox alone with the sheep, the fox will eat the sheep. And if the farmer leaves the sheep alone with the hay, the sheep will eat the hay.
How can the farmer get all three as well as himself safely across the river?
The farmer takes the sheep across the river, then returns back.
The farmer takes the fox across the river.
The farmer takes the sheep back to the first side of the river.
The farmer leaves the sheep back on the first side of the river, and takes the hay to the other side.
The farmer returns to the first side of the river.
The farmer brings the sheep back to the second side.cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
They will both the same distance from Paris when they meet!cleanshortwhat am I
I don't have wings, but I can fly. I don't have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
It can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?