cleanfunnyshortWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
logicshortWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
cleanshortwhat am II have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
cleanfunnyloveshortWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
animallogicshortA cat had three kittens: January, March and May. What was the mother's name?
What.
It is stated 'WHAT' was the mother's name.
logic You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.
In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.
You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.
What question should you ask?
Ask "If I asked your brother what the good door is, what would he say?"
If you ask the truth-telling brother, he will point to the bad door, because this is what the lying brother would point to.
Alternatively, if you ask the lying brother, he will also point to the bad door, because this is NOT what the truth-telling brother would point to.
So whichever door is pointed to, you should go through the other one.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
cleanshortWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
cleanfunnyshortA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
