logicshortIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up
when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
cleanlogicshortIf a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
cleanshortwhat am II have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
shortWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
cleanshortwhat am II am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
animalfunnyshortWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
cleanshortWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
