What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.cleanloveshort
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.animalcleanfunny
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
What flies without wings?