animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanloveshortWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
cleanshortwhat am II have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
funnyshortIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
shortWhat flies without wings?
Time.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
cleanshortwhat am INever was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Future.
cleanshortwhat am II have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
animalcleanshortwhat am II create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
cleanfunnyshortWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
