cleanshortWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
cleanfunnyshortA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleanfunnyshortWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
animalcleanshortwhat am IArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
logicshortEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
cleanshortWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
cleanlogicshortCan you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.
logicshortGalaxy Detective Karamchand was on a case. A spaceship was lost. Her partner, Galaxy Junior Detective Brightstar gave her a piece of paper.
This was the location of the spaceship! This is what the slip had scribbled on it: Juice, Umbrella, Potato, Ice, Tomato, Elephant, Rice.
Where is the spaceship?
JUPITER.
