cleanfunnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleanfunnyshortIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanloveshortWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnyshortIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleanshortWhat can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride.
shortWhat flies without wings?
Time.
