Easy riddles

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A magician

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
86.00 %
40 votes

cleanshort

Cannot be seen

All about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
86.00 %
40 votes

funnylogic

A parrot

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
85.94 %
50 votes

cleanshort

Take off my skin

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
85.67 %
39 votes