What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.shortwhat am I
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.logicshort
Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.cleanfunnyshort
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.animalcleanshort
If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.logicshort
Galaxy Detective Karamchand was on a case. A spaceship was lost. Her partner, Galaxy Junior Detective Brightstar gave her a piece of paper.
This was the location of the spaceship! This is what the slip had scribbled on it: Juice, Umbrella, Potato, Ice, Tomato, Elephant, Rice.
Where is the spaceship?
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.cleanlogicshort
Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.cleanshortwhat am I
I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?