What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!funnylogic
A murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.cleanshort
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.cleanshortwhat am I
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.cleanlogicshort
If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!cleanlogicshort
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?