What do you call a bear without an ear?
A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.cleanshort
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
In a new Engineering Hostels they have 100 rooms. Ankit Garg was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Ankit have to paint the number eight ?
20 times.cleanshortwhat am I
I go around all the places, cities, towns and villages, but never come inside. What am I?
Tarun Asthnaiya go to his office by local train. However nearby train station is quite far from his place and he used to drive his bike to train station daily with an average speed of 60km/hr. One day at halfway point he relized that due to heavy traffic he got late having average speed of just 30km/hr. How fast he must drive for the rest of the way to catch my local train?
The train is just about to leave the station and there is no way Tarun will be able to catch it this time.crazyfunnyshort
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.shortwhat am I
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.logicshort
Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.cleanshort
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.