Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.cleanwhat am I
We can be boring,
We can be long,
We can have pictures,
Or just words.
Many love us,
But many also hate us.
What are we?
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you call a bear without an ear?
I have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).cleanlogicshort
What does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.clean
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanfunnyshort
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?