What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first. funnylogicshort
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).cleanlogic
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.cleanfunnyshort
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.cleanfunnyshort
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.cleanshort
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?