Easy riddles

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Take off my skin

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
92.25 %
32 votes

cleanwhat am I

Many love us

We can be boring, Or interesting. We can be long, Or short. We can have pictures, Or just words. Many love us, But many also hate us. What are we?
Books.
92.25 %
32 votes

cleanloveshort

A map

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
92.25 %
32 votes

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The biggest island

What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
92.02 %
31 votes

cleanfunnylove

Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
92.02 %
31 votes

cleanfunnyshort

Lighting the fire

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
The match.
92.02 %
31 votes

cleanshort

Black when you buy it

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
92.02 %
31 votes