Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?" "That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars." What was Elmer Johnson buying?
He was buying house numbers.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanlogicmathshort
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.logicshort
In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death.
But the king decides to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die.
What way should you choose?
Remember, your're clever!
I would have chosen to die of "old age". Did you?funnylogicmysteryscary
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo. cleanfunnyshort
What is the largest living ant in the world?
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.funnyshort
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanfunnyshort
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.