What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.funnyshort
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone was approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?
Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!cleanfunnyshort
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.animalcleanfunnyshort
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.