Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.logic
Two soldiers, William and Ethan, are assigned to guard a bridge, which connects the West and East sides of the Great Kingdom. Each soldier is ordered to stand at an end of the bridge to make sure no criminals cross.
On one side of the bridge stands William, watching over the West side of the kingdom, and making sure no shady characters try to cross the bridge.
Ethan stands on the other side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom with his rifle at the ready in case any criminals try to pass across.
"Any criminals today?" William asks.
Ethan rolls his eyes. "What do you think?" he asks.
"You roll your eyes too much," William says.
How could William tell that Ethan was rolling his eyes?
William is on the east side of the bridge, facing the West side of the kingdom, while Ethan is on the west side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom. So William and Ethan are facing each other, and can see each other's faces.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.funnylogicshort
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).logicmathshort
There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.
How many marbles are in the box ?
There are 3 marbles (1 blue, 1 green, and 1 red).cleanlogicshort
It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone was approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?
Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.