cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
During the Summer Olympics, a fellow competed in the long jump and out-jumped everybody. He didn't just win the event, he actually broke the world record held for that event. Nobody broke his record for the remainder of the Olympics, and still today his name is in the record books.
However, even though he holds the world record, he never received a medal in the long jump. How did he manage to do so well, but not receive a medal?
He was competing in the decathlon. He won the long jump event, but didn't perform very well in the other events. He lost the decathlon, so he didn't receive any medals (even though he hold the world record for long jump). cleanshortwhat am I
I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.cleanshortwhat am I
A mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
I cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.crazyfunnyshort
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.cleanfunnyloveshort
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.