What do you call a bear without an ear?
I have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).cleanlogicshort
What does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.clean
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanfunnyshort
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.logicmathshort
If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
here is no smoke coming from electric trains.cleanfunnylogicshort
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!