What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.funnyshort
The horse jumps over the king. Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him. Can you explain, how is it possible?
Horse And King are chess piece and the above action is a part of a chess game.animalcleanpoemsshort
Branches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
What gets shorter when you close your arm?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.cleanfunny
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
I cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.animalshortwhat am I
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
What am I?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?