logicYou overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?

The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.

cleanshortUntil I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown.

Time.

crazyfunnyshortWhy are televisions attracted to people ?

Because, people turn them on.

cleanfunnyshortHow many seconds are there in a year?

12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)

animalcleanlogicA horse is tied to a fifteen-foot rope and there is a bale of hay 25 feet away from him. The horse however is still able to eat from the hay. How is this possible?

The rope wasn't tied to anything.

animalcleanfunnyshortHow do birds communicate?

On twitter.

funnylogicmathshortWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?

202 , 202 , 202 , 202.

cleanlogicshortIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?

They both weigh a pound.

cleanshortIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

funnylogicmathAn infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?

Just one.