cleanshortWhat kind of soda must you not drink?
Baking soda.
cleanshortYou write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
cleanfunnyshortHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleanWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
cleanJames ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal of the box with room to spare.
cleanshortwhat am ISometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Birthday.
animalcleanshortI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanfunnyshortHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
cleanshortWhat goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole.
cleanfunnyFour children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
