cleanshortI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
animalshortwhat am II can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
What am I?
A snake.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
animalfunnyshortWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanshortSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
cleanfunnyshortWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanlogicshortWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
mathshortWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?
999.
