cleanfunnyshortA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanlogicshortHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
logicshortWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
cleanshortAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
cleanfunnyshortWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
logicTwo men ride their horses to the town blacksmith to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage. To help decide who will get to marry her, the blacksmith proposes a very strange race:
"You will race your horses down the mile-long road from here to to the center of town, and the man whose horse passes through city hall's gates LAST will get to marry my daughter."
The men have no idea how to proceed, but after a few minutes of thinking, they come up with a great idea to abide by the blacksmith's rules. 30 minutes later, one of the men is gloating, having won the daughter's hand in marriage.
What was the idea the men had?
Each man rides the other man's horse. They race as they normally would. The blacksmith said the man whose horse crosses last would win, so the man who wins the race would have his horse finish last.
animalcleanfunnyIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
cleanshortwhat am IYou always carry me in your hand, always with you, from your birth till your death! I am a tree. What Am I?
A palm.
cleanshortWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
