cleanshortI am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.
Fire.
funnylogicA murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
cleanpoemsshortIt can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
cleanfunnyshortWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
cleanshortI can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. What am I?
Television.
crazylogicYou are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty.
At the first stop 4 people get on.
At the second stop, 8 people get on and 3 get off.
At the third stop, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?
Since the riddle starts out by saying you are the bus driver, the answer would be the color of your own eyes.
cleanfunnylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
shortwhat am IYou have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more.
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store.
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place.
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
Memories.
cleanshortwhat am II travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
