Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He is bald.
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What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.cleanshortwhat am I
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.cleanshort
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.cleanshort
What bird can lift the most?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.cleanlogicshort
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.cleanfunnyshort
One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.