cleanlogicprobabilityYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
cleanshortAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanshortWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
logicTwo soldiers, William and Ethan, are assigned to guard a bridge, which connects the West and East sides of the Great Kingdom. Each soldier is ordered to stand at an end of the bridge to make sure no criminals cross.
On one side of the bridge stands William, watching over the West side of the kingdom, and making sure no shady characters try to cross the bridge.
Ethan stands on the other side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom with his rifle at the ready in case any criminals try to pass across.
"Any criminals today?" William asks.
Ethan rolls his eyes. "What do you think?" he asks.
"You roll your eyes too much," William says.
How could William tell that Ethan was rolling his eyes?
William is on the east side of the bridge, facing the West side of the kingdom, while Ethan is on the west side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom. So William and Ethan are facing each other, and can see each other's faces.
crazyfunnyshortA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleanshortI am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.
Fire.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
funnyshortWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
