cleanfunnyshortA hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
animalcleanpoemsshortAlive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Fish.
cleanshortWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
animalcleanpoemsshortBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanlogicshortWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
cleanshortWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
funnyshortTwo blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
logicmathHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
cleanpoemsPronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black blue and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
Eye.
