What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
cleanlogicshortWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
cleanlogicshortWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
logicYou overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.
cleanshortUntil I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
crazyfunnyshortWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleanfunnyshortHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnylogicmathAn infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?
Just one.
