cleanlogicshortWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
mysteryshortwho am ISlayer of regrets, old and new, sought by many, found by few. What am I?
Redemption
cleanlogicshortWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
cleanshortWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
logicmathshortIf an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
here is no smoke coming from electric trains.
cleanlogicshortWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
funnyshortTwo blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
logicmathHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
logic In medieval England, a king's jester was imprisoned (the king didn't like the jester's jokes). The jester was locked in a room at the top of a high tower. The room had only one tiny window. The jester found a piece of rope. It wasn't long enough to reach the ground. So, he divided it in half and tied the two halves together. This made the rope long enough and he escaped. How?
He divided the rope vertically, not horizontally.
cleanlogicA boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
