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The manager

Mad Ade's Uncle, Phil Space, who doesn't like what passes for art these days, ran into the National Gallery and caused millions of pounds of damage to several masterpieces. Later that day, Uncle Phil was invited to meet the manager and was warmly thanked for his actions. How come?
Uncle Phil is a fireman The water from his house damaged the paintings as he put out a fire in the Gallery, but in the process rescuing hundreds of millions of pounds worth.
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Lighting the fire

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
The match.
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46 votes

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Apples and oranges

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
A window.
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Pants pocket

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
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Which weighs more

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks
They weigh the same amount.
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33 votes