Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.cleanfunnyshort
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!crazyfunnyshort
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.cleanlogicshort
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone was approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?
Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.animalclean
What do you call two birds in love?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.