Mr. Jason was walking along the sea shore. Suddenly it started drizzling and turned into a heavy rain. He wasn’t carrying any umbrella, not even any cap. He was completely wet and all his clothes were soaked in rain. Yet not even a single strand of his hair was wet! How was that possible?
Mr. Jason was bald.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnylogicshort
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.funnylogic
Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other.
Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another.
One man, obviously stronger, said "See that wheelbarrow? I'm willin' to bet $100 (that's all I have in my wallet here) that you can't wheel something to that cone and back that I can't do twice as far. Do you have a bet?"
The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating.
He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan.
"All right," he said, and revealed his object.
That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer.
What did the other man choose?
He looked the man right in the eye and said "get in."cleanfunny
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
It’s Valentine’s Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking. animalcleanfunny
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.animalfunnylogicshort
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.animalfunny
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.