Mr. Jason was walking along the sea shore. Suddenly it started drizzling and turned into a heavy rain. He wasn’t carrying any umbrella, not even any cap. He was completely wet and all his clothes were soaked in rain. Yet not even a single strand of his hair was wet! How was that possible?
Mr. Jason was bald.
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What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).animalcleanfunnyshort
How do birds communicate?
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other.
Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another.
One man, obviously stronger, said "See that wheelbarrow? I'm willin' to bet $100 (that's all I have in my wallet here) that you can't wheel something to that cone and back that I can't do twice as far. Do you have a bet?"
The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating.
He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan.
"All right," he said, and revealed his object.
That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer.
What did the other man choose?
He looked the man right in the eye and said "get in."cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanfunnyshort
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.