What is something you will never see again?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!animalcleanshort
I am small.
I can be scary.
I have eight legs.
I spin a web.
I am a spider.cleanfunnylogicshort
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.clean
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.cleanshortwhat am I
Sometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.cleanshort
I know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.