What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
I live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.cleanshortwhat am I
I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.cleanshort
I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
You overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.animalcleanfunny
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.cleanpoemsshort
It can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
Why was the broom late?