You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.cleanfunnyshort
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.funnyshort
The horse jumps over the king. Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him. Can you explain, how is it possible?
Horse And King are chess piece and the above action is a part of a chess game.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.animalcleanfunny
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.short
What is brown and sticky?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.