Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.animalfunnyshort
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.cleanshortwhat am I
I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.poemsshort
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.funny
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.cleanpoemsshort
It can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less. logic
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. "Aha, I've caught you again," exclaimed the boss. The watchman's eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
The one word was "AMEN", thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping.