What do ghosts wear on their feet?
What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.logicshort
What country is hidden in the paragraph below?
As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).funnylogic
If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
What bird can write?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less. cleanfunnyshort
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.animalfunnyshort
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.