An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?
A horse is tied to a fifteen-foot rope and there is a bale of hay 25 feet away from him. The horse however is still able to eat from the hay. How is this possible?
The rope wasn't tied to anything.cleanshortwhat am I
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
How do birds communicate?
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.funnyshort
Why was the broom late?
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.cleanshort
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.animalcleanfunny
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.