What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."animalcleanshort
If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
This guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is tt?
What goes up when rain comes down?
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.cleanshort
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanshort
Whats a sheep's favorite game?