What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Marty and Jill want to copy three 60 minute tapes. They have two tape recorders that will dub the tapes for them, so they can do two at a time. It takes 30 minutes for each side to complete; therefore in one hour two tapes will be done, and in another hour the third will be done. Jill says all three tapes can be made in 90 minutes. How?
Jill will rotate the three tapes. Let's call them tapes 1,2, and 3 with sides A and B. In the first 30 minutes they will tape 1A and 2A, in the second 3 minutes they will tape 1B and 3A (Tape 1 is now done). Finally, in the last 30 minutes, they will tape 2B and 3B.cleanfunnyshort
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.cleanshort
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.animalclean
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.funnyshort
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
All about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?