I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.animalcleanfunnyshort
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.clean
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?