Easy riddles

crazyshort

A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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animalcleanshort

Silver in my track

If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
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cleanshort

Sea twinkle

Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
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cleanfunnyshort

League baseball game

In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
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