cleanshortwhat am I
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?
He was driving the truck during daytime.
A girl lives in a house with her parents. There is a cellar door in the house, and her parents warn her to never, ever, open it because she's not ready to see what's behind it.
What is on the other side of the door that her parents don't want her to see?
The girl is locked in the cellar. Her parents are both crazed people who thought the best way to protect their daughter would be by locking her in the cellar since she was born. On the other side of the door is the rest of the house, and the outside world.funnyshort
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
The digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?
None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.animalcleanshort
I live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...