A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less. cleanpoems
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".logic
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. "Aha, I've caught you again," exclaimed the boss. The watchman's eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
The one word was "AMEN", thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping. cleanshort
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.crazyfunnyshort
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.animalcleanfunny
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.