cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
logicshortWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
cleanshortWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
logicshortTwo baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
animalfunnyshortWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
cleanlogicshortWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanshortwhat am II have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
poemsshortDipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
funnyHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleanpoemsshortIt can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
