cleanfunnyshort In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
animalcleanshortWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
cleanlogicshortHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
animalcleanshortWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanshortWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
animalfunnyshortWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanlogicshortWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
animalcleanfunnyIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
cleanfunnyshortWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
