Easy riddles

cleanshort

Six faces

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
89.81 %
41 votes

funnylogic

Houses

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
89.81 %
41 votes

cleanfunnyshort

Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
89.81 %
41 votes

logic

Catholic school

A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, "If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don't know the answer on the spot you will go free." The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, "What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see." The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn't figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him. What was it?
His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself.
89.81 %
41 votes

crazyfunnyshort

Lemon and an orange

A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
89.81 %
41 votes

cleanshort

The smartest primate

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
89.81 %
41 votes

cleanshort

No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have

I look flat, but I am deep, Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry and turbulent. I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
Ocean.
89.62 %
55 votes