funnyshortWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
logicmathshortThe digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?
None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.
logicshortWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
logicmathshortHockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
cleanloveshortWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleanshortwhat am II have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
shortWhat's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
cleanfunnyshortWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
animalcleanshortWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
