cleanfunnyshortHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleanWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
cleanJames ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal of the box with room to spare.
cleanfunnyshortWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleanshortwhat am ISometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Birthday.
cleanshortWhat goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole.
shortI'm in you,
But not in him,
I go up,
But not down,
I'm in the colosseum,
But not a tower,
I'm in a puzzle,
But not a riddle.
The letter U.
animalcleanshortI have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
Physicists have built devices to move me very fast. My last seven letters can be commonly found in newspapers, magazines and journals. What am I?
Particles.
cleanshortWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
