logicpoemswhat am IWhen you have me,
you feel like sharing me.
But, if you do share me,
you don't have me.
What am i?
A secret.
cleanlogicshortWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
cleanfunnylogicshortHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks
They weigh the same amount.
logicshortIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
logicmathHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
dirtyshortWhat’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
crazyshortWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
cleanshortWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
funnyshortIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
