You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire. logicshort
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.cleanshort
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.animalfunnyshort
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.cleanshortwhat am I
I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.funny
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.cleanpoemsshort
It can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?