What country makes you shiver?
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.
Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.cleanshort
Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.funnyshort
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!funnylogic
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.