In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanshort
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.cleanlogicshort
What can you catch but not throw?
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.cleanfunnyshort
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.