What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Mad Ade's Uncle, Phil Space, who doesn't like what passes for art these days, ran into the National Gallery and caused millions of pounds of damage to several masterpieces. Later that day, Uncle Phil was invited to meet the manager and was warmly thanked for his actions. How come?
Uncle Phil is a fireman The water from his house damaged the paintings as he put out a fire in the Gallery, but in the process rescuing hundreds of millions of pounds worth. cleanfunny
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.cleanshort
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.logicshortwhat am I
If will follow you for 1000 miles but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind the western mountains. Who Am I?
Shadow.cleanshortwhat am I
I am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.