How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
cleanshortwhat am I
You can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
cleanfunnyshortWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
shortThere is a big Indian and a little Indian. The little Indian is the big Indians son but the big Indian is not the little Indians father. What is the big Indian?
A mother.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleanlogicshortWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
What always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleanlogicshortWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
