cleanfunnyshortWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
animalcleanWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
cleanshortWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
cleanshortWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
cleanshortWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
animalcleanshortWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
animallogicmathThere are several chickens and rabbits in a cage (with no other types of animals). There are 72 heads and 200 feet inside the cage. How many chickens are there, and how many rabbits?
Let c be the number of chickens, and r be the number of rabbits.
r + c = 72
4r + 2c = 200
To solve the equations, we multiply the first by two, then subtract the second.
2r + 2c = 144
2r = 56
r = 28
c = 44
So there are 44 chickens and 28 rabbits in the cage.
animalcleanfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
animalshortI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
