funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
dirtyshortWhat’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleanshortWeight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Ship.
cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
logicmath
Note: This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT using paper and a pen.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
The answer is 4100, check it out on a calculator. Did you think it was 5000? Most people add the 100 as 1000 by mistake.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyshortWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleanshortWhat is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
