funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
cleanshortWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logicshortIf a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
cleanshortWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
cleanshortIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
cleanlogicshortI have 6 eggs, I broke 2 eggs, fried 2 eggs, and ate 2 eggs. How many eggs do I have left.
4 eggs are left. The two broken eggs were then fried and later eaten.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
poemsshortA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
cleanfunnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanshortWhere do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.
