Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.cleanfunny
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin? Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.animalcleanshort
This guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is tt?
Bicycle.cleanshortwhat am I
Never was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
What goes up when rain comes down?
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanshort
Whats a sheep's favorite game?