Easy riddles

logic

Creepy house

You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way. Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry. Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death. Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you. Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.
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cleanlove

Three words

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
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cleanshort

Sea twinkle

Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
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crazyfunnyshort

I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
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cleanlogicshort

It never gets past twelve

Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
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cleanfunnyloveshort

Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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