What is a lion’s favorite state?
You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.
Which door do you pick?
Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.cleanlogicshort
When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.cleanlove
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.cleanshort
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.crazyfunnyshort
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.