What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.cleanlogicshort
If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
What always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
What has a foot but no legs?
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
How many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
What is always coming but never arrives?
What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
In the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.