If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
During the Summer Olympics, a fellow competed in the long jump and out-jumped everybody. He didn't just win the event, he actually broke the world record held for that event. Nobody broke his record for the remainder of the Olympics, and still today his name is in the record books.
However, even though he holds the world record, he never received a medal in the long jump. How did he manage to do so well, but not receive a medal?
He was competing in the decathlon. He won the long jump event, but didn't perform very well in the other events. He lost the decathlon, so he didn't receive any medals (even though he hold the world record for long jump). shortwhat am I
I sleep when you are awake, I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.animalfunnyshort
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.short
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.