When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.cleanshort
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.crazyfunnyshort
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!cleanlogicshortwhat am I
You bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up
when I die.
What am I?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.