Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Jake and his friend Paco had very famous challenge sessions at their school. One would suggest something they could do, and the other would prove it wrong somehow. One day, Jake surprised Paco by stating: "I can answer any question in the world." Sure that he would win the challenge, Paco accepted the task of proving it wrong. He wrote up a test full of impossible questions. After a while, Jake returned the test. Paco unbelievably lost the challenge and told Jake he could indeed answer any question. How did Jake win?
For all the impossible questions, Jake simply wrote "I don't know".animalcrazyfunny
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.funnyshort
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!cleanshort
What is something you will never see again?
What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.cleanfunny
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.