A farmer is travelling with a fox, a sheep and a small sack of hay. He comes to a river with a small boat in it. The boat can only support the farmer and one other animal/item. If the farmer leaves the fox alone with the sheep, the fox will eat the sheep. And if the farmer leaves the sheep alone with the hay, the sheep will eat the hay.
How can the farmer get all three as well as himself safely across the river?
The farmer takes the sheep across the river, then returns back.
The farmer takes the fox across the river.
The farmer takes the sheep back to the first side of the river.
The farmer leaves the sheep back on the first side of the river, and takes the hay to the other side.
The farmer returns to the first side of the river.
The farmer brings the sheep back to the second side.animallogicshort
I eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile. animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?
Would you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 31 days?
Second option. Double your money every day for 31 days.logic
A number of people have broken the sound barrier, either in a super-fast car, or in nice fancy planes. However, hundreds of years ago it was broken on horseback. How?
Many people who ride horses carry whips. They crack the whip while they ride the horse. When a whip is cracked, the tip travels faster than the speed of sound, which makes the loud snap. It actually creates a miniature sonic boom of sorts. The whip breaks the sound barrier, thus, it was broken on horseback.funnyshort
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Two workmen were repairing a roof. Suddenly, they both fell down the chimney and found themselves in the large fireplace.
One man`s face was smeared with soot and one wasn`t. The one with the clean face washed his and the dirty man did not and went back to work. Why?
When the two men looked at each other, the clean man thought his face was dirty as well. The dirty man, looking at the first's place, thought his was clean.funnyshort
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).funnyshort
They are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.