cleanshortWeight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Ship.
cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleanfunnyshortWhat happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
logicmath
Note: This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT using paper and a pen.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
The answer is 4100, check it out on a calculator. Did you think it was 5000? Most people add the 100 as 1000 by mistake.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
cleanfunnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleanlogicshortWhen will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.
