funnylogicSam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.
cleanI am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing, they touch me and I give a false good feeling, once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more, for many I am "to die for".
A cigarette.
cleanfunnyshortYou have two cups. One cup is filled with black coffee and another cup is filled with black tea. Both cups are filled with equal quantity of respective beverages. Take one spoonful of black tea and mix with the cup of black coffee. Then take one spoonful of black coffee and mix it with the cup of black tea.
Now tell, me which cup has more liquid in it? Does the cup of black tea has more liquid or black coffee has more liquid?
Both cups have equal quantity of respective drink. You take one spoonful from tea and mix it with coffee and vice versa.
When you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
A secret.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
animalfunnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
