What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.crazyfunnyshort
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.cleanshort
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.logicshort
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.cleanshort
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.cleanlogicshort
What can you catch but not throw?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.cleanfunnyshort
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.