What rock group has four men that don't sing?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.cleanlogicshort
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).funnylogicwhat am I
What am I?
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
One day a scholar came to the court of Emperor Akbar and challenged Birbal to answer his questions and thus prove that he was as clever as people said he was.
He asked Birbal: "Would you prefer to answer a hundred easy questions or just a single difficult one?"
Both the emperor and Birbal had had a difficult day and were impatient to leave.
"Ask me one difficult question," said Birbal.
"Well, then tell me," said the man, "which came first into the world, the chicken or the egg?" "The chicken," replied Birbal, very confidently.
"How do you know?" asked the scholar, a note of triumph in his voice.
What did Birbal answer to this?
Birbal told the scholar, "We had agreed you would ask only one question and you have already asked it" and he and the emperor walked away leaving the scholar gaping. cleanfunny
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?