funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
logicmathshortWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
cleanshortwhat am II can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanshortI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
cleanshortWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome.
animalshortwhat am II can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
What am I?
A snake.
logicAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
animalcleanpoemsshortBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
