cleanfunnyA magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
logicshort An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin? Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.
animalcleanshortThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is tt?
Bicycle.
funnyshortWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleanshortAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
cleanshortWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
cleanfunnyshort In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
