cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
cleanshortWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanshortThousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.
cleanlogicshortTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
animalcleanshortA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanloveThis word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
cleanfunnyloveshortHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
cleanshortLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
