Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.cleanshort
Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
You bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up
when I die.
What am I?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.short
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.