cleanwhat am I
We can be boring,
We can be long,
We can have pictures,
Or just words.
Many love us,
But many also hate us.
What are we?
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Never trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.animalfunny
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.logic
A guard is stationed at the entrance to a bridge. He is tasked to shoot anyone who tries to cross to the other side of the bridge, and to turn away anyone who comes in from the opposite side of the bridge. You are on his side of the bridge and want to escape to the other side.
Because the bridge is old and rickety, anyone who tries to cross it does so at a constant speed, and it always takes exactly 10 minutes to cross.
The guard comes out of his post every 6 minutes and looks down the bridge for any people trying to leave, and at all other times he sits in his post and snoozes. You know you can sneak past him when he's sleeping, but the problem is that you won't be able to make it all the way to the other side of the bridge before he sees you (since he comes out every 6 minutes, but it takes 10 minutes to cross).
One day a brilliant idea comes to you, and soon you've successfully crossed to the other side of the bridge without being shot. How did you do it?
Right after the guard goes back to his post after checking the bridge, you sneak by and make your way down the bridge. After a little bit less than 6 minutes, you turn around and start walking back toward the guard. He will come out and see you, and assume that you are a visitor coming from the other side of the bridge, since you're only about 4 minutes from the end of the other side of the bridge. He will go back into his post since he doesn't plan to turn you away until you reach him, and then you turn back around and make your way the rest of the way to the other side of the bridge.funnyshort
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.animalcleanshort
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.funnyshortwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my fla. What am I?
What do you call lending money to a bison?