Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?
Eight feet, the ladder is attached to the boat.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
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Everyone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
There is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?